Saturday, October 10, 2009

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens--Forum Moderators

Forum moderators usually take on the task because they are fans of an entertainer and love and respect that entertainer. They discourage critical comments about the entertainer’s family or loved ones on the site they help manage. A mature moderator will help keep peace in the forum and ensure that fans and gatecrasher don’t go overboard in their enthusiasm or detestation. And most of them do a great job of that. A fine example are Chay, Chika and Ayen at the Team Hudgens site.

But what about that one bad apple? The moderator who ridicules the star whose site she is moderating? The one who “carries” tales to other forums?

What about the person who is too immature—both emotionally and intellectually—to be a moderator? The moderator on Jane’s forum who runs to another forum with so-called secret “information” and the middle-school-playground-mentality of I’ve-got-a-secret-and-I’m-not-going-to-share-it?" Or more specifically, “I’ve got information about Jane but I’m not going to violate her trust.”

That person does not have Jane’s best interest at heart. That person is seeking attention to bolster her self importance by stirring up trouble. She knows that the ever-curious fans and haters of Jane will be bombarding her with questions and PMs about what the big secret is that would “violate” Jane’s trust.

And what about that same moderator slamming the star on the board for which she is a moderator? Jumping to negative conclusions from interview comments taken out of context, and posting irate comments about the star? Arguing with fans who disagree with her?

I’d put that behavior into the extremely immature category. Certainly too immature to function as a forum moderator.

A moderator, of all people on forums, should have the ability to think before posting. After all, what is a moderator but a diplomat? Therefore, she should be diplomatic, and not promote chaos with her own rabid comments about the star she supposedly supports. Nor should she carry reticent tales from one forum to another or degrade the entertainer whose forum she is moderating.

Such adolescent behavior brings negative attention to, no only the moderator, but also to the forums for which she acts as a moderator.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Zac and Vanessa Spotted on Moon. . . .

Twitter . . . Twitter . . . Twitter. . . .

just saw zac efron on south side of moon [from @astronaut]

@astronaut was vanessa with him? [from @insqrgrl]

@insqrgrl didn’t see anyone with him. he was getting out of space shuttle [from @astronaut]

@astronaut are u sure? was there ANY grl with him? [from @insqrgrl]

spotted zac efron going into lunar bar [from @SnpyDrsr]

@SnpyDrsr who was with him? was he alone? what was he doing? did he look happy? [from @lonlygrl]

@lonlygrl don’t know who was with him. he looked normal [from @SnpyDrsr]

zac efron and vanessa hudgens came into lunar bar where i work [from @drnkmxr]

@drnkmxr were they together? what were they doing? [from @insqrgrl]

@insqrgrl he had his arm around her and they got a table by window [from drnkmxr]

@drnkmxr how close together were they sitting? was he like hugging hugging her or was it just a casual hug? [from insqrgrl]

@drnkmxr were they looking at each other? [from lonlygrl]

@drnkmxr were they laughing and talking? did they seem like a couple? [from @insqrgrl]

@insqrgrl saw them kiss a couple times. cute [from @drnkmxr]

@drnkmxr how were they kissing? was she kissing him or was he kissing her? [from @lonlygrl]

@insqrgrl and @lonlygrl wtf. who are you crazy ppl? [from @drnkmxr]

Note: This is a spoof. Neither Zac nor Vanessa went to the moon in a space shuttle or by any other means. And I don’t even know if there’s a Lunar bar on the moon.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Someone has a problem . . . and it's not Vanessa

Someone out there has a problem and it's NOT Vanessa Hudgens.

Why would this malicious someone feel the need to make public, pictures that were taken back in 2006 when Vanessa was 17? Private pictures?

Why now when Vanessa's career is soaring?

Someone has a grudge against this beautiful, talented young woman. I certainly hope this someone is not a person hiding behind a friendship with Vanessa. And I hope Vanessa knows who the someone is.

What kind of person would feel the need to do this?

1. Someone who is jealous of how well Vanessa's career is going.
2. Someone who is jealous of Vanessa's relationship with Zac.
3. Someone who feels Vanessa is far better than they are.
4. Someone who is riddled with insecurities.

Whoever is releasing these 3-year-old pictures is in fact STEALING. And it would be to Vanessa's benefit to out this person.

Vanessa, honey, it's time to harden your heart and let the world know who this thief is. He/she has no qualms about trying desperately to embarrass you and damage your career.

Time to get tough, girl.

And hold your head high.

Taking private pictures is nothing to be ashamed of.

Stealing from someone else is.

A note to Vanessa from her fans

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Zac Efron Walks Into a Bar . . .

See, There's This Guy Who Walks Into A Bar. . . .

The guy's name is Zac.

He went in the bar with cast member to celebrate the start of his new movie.

No . . . wait . . . that's the punch line.

Let me back up a bit.

Zac went into the bar to "lose his good boy image."

According to a telepathic "onlooker" in the bar, Zac "wanted" to be seen.

Wow!!! I want to be able to read minds like that. Especially Zac's mind. Hot damn. Think of all the money I could make!!!!

The tabloids see far better than the enigmatic "onlooker" in the bar.

E! Online: Zac was "partying the night away" for two and a half hours.
Hmmm . . . isn't that an oxymoron?

Fox411 Exclusive:
1. Zac "likes to party—and hard."
2. Zac went into the bar "ready to rumble." Why does an image of "West Side Story" come to mind?
3. Zac was "stumbling into the night with some staying-upright help from his friends."

Celebuzz: "Should Zac Efron curb his drinking before it's too late?"

Duniyaline.Com: Zac went on a "drinking binge."

What next?

Let's see if I can outthink the rags who want to best the other ones:
"Efron drank his pals under the table."
"Zac crawled out of the bar on hands and knees."
"Drinking Efron tossed his cookies—on all his friends."
"Is Efron an alcoholic?"
"Efron ready for rehab?"

See, There's This Guy Who Walks Into A Bar. . . .

The guy's name is Zac.

He went in the bar with cast member to celebrate the start of his new movie.

Monday, July 27, 2009

The Kiss Heard Round the World . . .

Dear Zac,

This new movie of yours—The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud—I read the book and thought it would be a great movie. I can see you displaying a wide range of emotions and lots of angst.

I was really excited and lauding this serious, emotional movie as a great career move for you. A movie that would allow you to hone your acting skills the way you did in Miracle Run. Maybe even garner a few award.

But you know what? I had it all wrong. Guess I'm just not "young enough" to understand how these things work.

I happened upon a couple of fan sites. And guess what? I learned something earthshaking. This movie you're doing is all about a kiss. That's right. The whole movie revolves around you kissing your love interest. Forget that little brother to whom Charlie is so devoted. Forget all the angst your character feels over causing that brother’s death.

You are going to *drum roll* KISS your female costar. Has that ever been done in a movie before? OMG, I can't breathe. I think I'm going to cry. Or maybe die. How can you do this to me . . . I mean to Vanessa?

Did the director and producer fill you in on that important bit of information before you signed on to this project? Well, duh!!! Why didn't they call it The Kiss of Charlie St. Cloud so I would know?

Oh, wait . . . You'll love this. I hear you and your love interest are going to have sex in this movie. Real sex!!! Yep, that's the word. You're going to do “it” right before the cameras. Did you know that?

WTF? Have you leaped head first into the world of porn? Are they going to change the title to, Charlie Does it in the Cemetery? Or Charlie Does Tess? Or maybe Tess Does Charlie? OMG, does this mean we actually get to see a close up of your weenie? Oh Zac, your HSM fans are simply going to die. Die . . . die . . . die. Oh, never mind. The movie will be X-rated and they won't be able to see it, anyway.

Whatever the hell kind of movie it is doesn’t matter. Could you jump ship for a few days and go take some pictures with Vanessa. For me. That's much more important than your damned movie.

When are you going to grow up and realize this?

Note: Sarcasm intended. For those who don't know what sarcasm is: This is poking fun at young fans who get overworked about Zac doing romantic scenes with a female costar who isn't Vanessa. And, NO, Zac is not doing a porn movie. Or "having real sex" on screen. This article is humor . . . as in funny. You know, to make you laugh.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

For Zac Efron's Younger Fans . . . .

Zac Efron Is An Actor.
Zac makes movies.
See Zac make a movie.
Run, Zac run.
See Zac run.
When Zac makes a movie he is acting.
That is why it is called acting.
In "Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud" Zac is pretending to be Charlie.
Zac is acting.
Zac is not really Charlie.
Repeat this word . . . "pretending."
Acting is pretending.
Zac gets paid money for his acting.
Acting is his job.
Zac has costars who pretend with him.
Zac has female costars.
Zac's character might kiss his female costars.
That is make-believe.
Movies are make-believe.
Zac is not playing Zac.
Zac is playing a character.
Zac has a private life outside of his work.
Vanessa is part of Zac's private life.
So . . . .
See Zac work.
See Zac play Charlie St. Cloud.

For Vanessa Hudgens' Younger Fans

Vanessa Hudgens Is An Actress.
Vanessa makes movies.
See Vanessa make a movie.
Run, Vanessa run.
See Vanessa run.
When Vanessa makes a movie she is acting.
That is why it is called acting.
In "Beastly" Vanessa is pretending to be Lindy.
Vanessa is acting.
Vanessa is not really Lindy.
Repeat this word "pretending."
Acting is pretending.
Vanessa gets paid money for her acting.
Acting is her job.
Vanessa has costars who pretend with her.
Vanessa has male costars.
Vanessa's character might kiss her male costar.
That is make-believe.
Movies are make-believe.
Vanessa is not playing Vanessa.
Vanessa is playing a character.
Vanessa has a private life outside of her work.
Zac is part of Vanessa's private life.
So . . . .
See Vanessa work.
See Vanessa play Lindy Taylor.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Zac and Vanessa Have Something Real, Something Special

Since hooking up with Vanessa four years ago, Zac has had THREE different female costars in THREE different movies—not one of them has been able to take his heart away from Vanessa

Zac and Vanessa's relationship is NOT a fantasy created by delusional young girls (from a 3-year-old movie)

Zac and Vanessa's relationship is NOT a fantasy created by delusional young girls (from 3-year-old pictures or photo shopped pictures)

Zac and Vanessa's relationship goes far beyond a movie from their past or a promotional kiss—they have a real day-to-day life together

Zac and Vanessa live in the present as two real people:
o They have special celebrations for each others birthdays
o They celebrated their 3rd anniversary at the romantic Lido Restaurant on Pismo Beach
o They take romantic vacations together (Hawaii, Turks and Caicos, Brazil, Japan, Pismo Beach)
o He took her to his manager's wedding in Hawaii
o He takes her to Lakers' games
o She visited him on the set of 17 Again
o He visited her on the set of Beastly
o He went to at least three of her Identified tour concerts (KY, VA, and IA)
o He took her along for the 17 Again press junket at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills
o They go to music festivals and concerts together
o They hang out at each others houses and watch movies together
o His apartment was one and a half blocks from her parents' house
o His new house is three minutes away from hers
o They have strong family values—making and spending time with family and with each other
o They treasure their privacy
o They have the same type of music on their iPods
o They both love the beach
o They drive the same make of car—Audi
o They look awesome riding in her convertible with him driving
o Their eyes glow with happiness when they gaze at each other
o She's incredibly beautiful
o He's incredibly handsome
o She's regarded by the Fashion Police as a red carpet icon
o He's regarded by the Fashion Police as a red carpet icon
o They're regarded by the entertainment industry as the young Power Couple

Zac and Vanessa are physically compatible:
o They both work out and stay in shape
o Her body is as toned and healthy as his
o She's just the right size for him
- He carries her on his back while swimming
- He gives her piggy back rides while walking on the beach
- He wraps his arms all the way around her tiny waist
- When they dance, he sweeps her off her feet—literally
- She sits on/straddles him without cutting off his air supply
- He pulls her on a skateboard while riding his scooter
- She rides on the scooter with him
- They surf together—side by side
- They scuba dive together
- She looks HOT in a bikini
- He looks HOT in swim trunks
- According to psychologist Jason Johnson they're both 10s because of their size and looks (also she looks like she wants to eat him up; he can't keep his hands off her)

According to body language experts:
They walk in sync—they are headed down the same path in life
He kisses her on the forehead—he's a true romantic
He places his hand on her butt—a declaration that she is his
They call each other "Babe"—pet names strengthen a couple's bond and identify the relationship as exclusive

There is no "Someday they'll be together."
THEY ARE TOGETHER!!!!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

The Magic of Zac Efron. . . .

Dear Zac,

I need to ask you a question?

Are you exhausted?

You seem to have been all over the map (literally) these past few weeks. You were in two—maybe three—different places at the same time.

More than once.

How did you pull that off?

Can I just tell you right now that I truly admire your amazing powers?

Do you have a magic cloning wand? Or do you just think really hard and transport your body from one place to another? Whatever it is, I want the secret to your super powers. Right now. Call me. E-mail me. Please.

Let's see, you did charity work with cancer patients and with the Make a Wish Foundation, visited Vanessa in Montreal for a week. The two of you attended the Virgin Music Festival together, hung out with the Black Eyed Peas and on the set of Beastly.

Then you came back home.

BTW, we didn’t see you at any airport, so you must have transported yourself both ways kinetically. Next, you made a FOD video (HILARIOUS), took sailing lessons, were in Arroyo Grande at an Albertson's supermarket, at an Olive Garden in Calabasas and an Olive Garden in Santa Maria.

Next you hung out with your buddies (supposedly a surprise party), attended a private showing of Bandslam in LA with Vanessa—who is in Montreal. Wait, you were in San Luis Obispo then, weren't you?

I'm very confused. I need to stop and rest for a minute. . . . . . . . . .

OK, I'm back.

On the evening you were hanging out with your Corona-drinking buddies, you had a "very intimate" dinner with none other than Megan Fox. Do you know about this? Does Megan know about this?

And on top of all that, you have a secret girlfriend stashed away in San Francisco. That tidbit came from a "very good friend" of yours in Miami. Stop laughing. This girlfriend . . . I feel sorry for her. When does she ever get to see you? Are you hiding her from the paparazzi?

Hold on, I'm not finished. You were spotted at Mojos with Jesse McCartney. Was that Mojo's Lounge? Did the two of you sing Karaoke? And which Mojos were you at? The one in Alameda County, San Bernardino County or Yolo County? All are a long way from LA. Or were you at Mojo's coffee house (60 miles form LA)?

Wait, isn't Jesse McCartney on tour now . . . current stop somewhere in Memphis, TN?

Did you clone him, too?

Oh, yeah, while all the above was taking place . . . DRUM ROLL . . . You were spotted at Disneyland.

Where is your script for The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud? Have you lost it? When do you have time to learn your lines? Do you ever sleep?

Let me in on your secret. I really would love to be in just two places at once.

Hearing about all the crazy things you do and the places you go has made me very tired. Especially that being in two or three places (hundreds of miles apart) at the same time.

I need to go take a nap.

Maybe you should, too.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Would The Real Zac Efron Please Stand Up. . . .

Most of your fans (including this old soul) support you because you have always come across as such a darn nice, down-to-earth, level headed guy. You have always emitted kindness in both word and deed. Even to those who are downright mean to you. Even to those who use you to promote themselves and gain attention. We saw your acting potential in Summerland, The Derby Stallion and Miracle Run. We also spotted that special something about you . . . charisma.

Jesse McCartney said Zac "doesn't have a mean bone in his body."

I've always believed that. But, something has changed recently, and I've begun to wonder if we fans even know the real Zac Efron. Of late, it seems that you are willing to sell your soul to the devil in exchange for success as an actor. Or to ensure that a particular movie will be a success.

In the past few months, some of your actions and interview comments have created an explosion of Internet debate in an effort to understand what you're all about these days. Some devotees have vowed to abandon the fandom ship because of all the snafus and insensitive comments you made during the promotion of 17 Again. These recent incidents also bring to everyone's mind your Hairspray promotion snafu two years' ago. Some disappointed fans don't like you anymore. You are evil.

GQ: “That was such bullshit,” he says. “I’m definitely not getting married. In this business, you’re either getting married or they want you to be pregnant. I’m not getting married until I’m 40. If ever. The thought never crossed my mind.” Is this the real Zac Efron?

No one would have raised a brow had you tactfully said, "No, we're too young to get married." Instead, your brash statement brought a barrage of negative media attention to the relationship you work so hard to keep private. Ryan Seacrest announced it over and over and over—"Is Vanessa furious with Zac over what he said about never getting married?"—before showing the short segment. And because of your hasty comment, your girlfriend was put on the spot. But her answer was more appropriate than yours. She simply said she was too young to think about marriage and kids because "I'm only twenty."

GQ: "That's where fucking Britney Spears lives."
Hmmmm . . . what was that all about? What has Britney ever done to you? I hope you were complaining about the paparazzi. But, since the GQ article poked fun at you—the young HSM guy who has no right to utter Paul Newman's name—I will believe they put you on the defensive. You came across as bitter and angry. Is this the real Zac Efron?

Berlin Interview: You've never spoken about marriage with your girlfriend?
"No."

After nearly four years together? OUCH!!! That's gotta sting. Women all over the world felt that insensitive barb. Why not a more subtle response such as "That's personal." You know . . . kept it private.

Photoshoot with a naked model: We know . . . it just kind of happened. Isn't that what you said? You had no control over it? God, isn't that the lame excuse every man on earth uses for every blunder he makes, including cheating? Did "rolling around" with a naked model make you feel more grown up? Did it give you a deep-down-good-inside-feeling about yourself? Or did you feel the need to justify it to your family and friends? Is this the real Zac Efron?

A Gift to Perez Hilton: A gift, even in jest, to a malicious, dishonorable, lower-than-scum excuse for a human who repeatedly defaces your girlfriend's pictures and verbally degrades her for the entire world to see—the girl with whom your relationship is supposed to be "sacred ground"—that, Mr. Efron, is a blatant slap in your girlfriend's face. Doesn't make you look good. Is this the real Zac Efron?

If you did send such a gift, you are immensely naïve or have a sensitivity chip missing. Have your endeavors to succeed in the entertainment world become more important than your principles, straight-thinking, sensibility and personal values? Or did someone else send the champagne as a joke in order to make you look like a fool? Not one of your friends, I hope.

Two years ago: During Hairspray promotions you held your costar's hand on the red carpet, brushed hair from her face, and patted her knee in interviews. You even kissed her on MODTV—the kiss seen around the world. Movie promotion or not, that is not fitting behavior when you have a girlfriend—a girlfriend whose ring you were wearing, a girlfriend who was going through her own private hell and humiliation back home. Not once did you ever speak about her situation or defended her in any way. Was that the real Zac Efron?

Many fans were willing to forgive you for the Hairspray debacle, though. Why? Because you were young, inexperienced, and allowed people to talk you into prostituting yourself for a movie promotion.

Keeping your relationship private is one thing; publicly degrading it is a whole other matter. Your young fans who have never been in a relationship are taking note. They are confused. Who are you? What is your agenda?

You're twenty-one now. Almost twenty-two. You've been around the block a few times in the movie promoting department. You know the ropes. Time to straighten your suspenders and act like a man. And please fire whoever is advising you to transition from a tween idol into a cougar magnet. If you want to be taken seriously for your acting, focus on your acting in interviews—how you get into character, how you stay there, how difficult or easy it is.

No need to talk about how Ashton Kutcher has the cougar thing down and your making out with Leslie Mann in the movie. (Were those scenes cut? I saw the movie four times and missed them.) A marketing ploy? You bet. Did it bring in thousands of cougars? Or more men? I seriously doubt it. I do know, however, that such talk turned off a lot of your fans. It made you sound tactless and insensitive. Why? Because we all know Leslie Mann has a husband and you have a girlfriend. It's one thing to do a love/sex scene in a movie, but to gloat about it in promotions makes you sound like a fourteen-year-old boy. Not a man.

When Hugh Jackman was asked about his hot kissing scenes with Nicole Kidman in Australia—the interviewer ask if there was something "going on" between them. Hugh, simply said, "What you see there is good acting."

Since I'm far older than you, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I'm inclined to believe there's an apprehensive boy inside that man's body. And that boy is still allowing others to make career decisions for him. Like many young people your age, especially in the entertainment industry, you are feeling the pressure—pressure to ensure that your movies will be successful, pressure to somehow prove that being grown up equates to sounding tough: blitzing us with the F bomb.

Maybe the real Zac Efron needs to take a step back and decide what is important to him and what kind of fans he really wants.

If you want the Perez Hiltons of the world to be behind you, from what I've seen in recent interviews and behavior, you are certainly headed down the right path. But, if you want to keep your hard core fans—the young fans and their parents who latched on to you in Summerland, The Derby Stallion, Miracle Run and the HSM movies—you need to remain true to yourself.

Someday, you may look back and regret that, in your bid for success, you were insensitive to someone close to you, someone who has feelings, someone who stuck with you through the bad as well as the good.

With all that said, I don't think your loyal fans will hold against you a few missteps along the way. You are just starting out on the road of life as well as the one of your career. I still have high hopes for you. I don't think you have totally lost your way.

But remember. . . .

He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.
..........Raymond Hull

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
..........e.e. cummings

One's philosophy is not best expressed in words; it is expressed in the choices one makes . . . and the choices we make are ultimately our responsibility.
..........Eleanor Roosevelt